HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 28th June
It’s later than ever but greater than.. erm, leather. Yes, it’s Bitterwallet’s round up of the best deals from today as seen over at HotUKDeals. Think of it as kind of like Today At Wimbledon but with slightly less grunting.
And because we’re after the watershed, there’s some bonus strong language as a special treat for you – it’s highlighted in CAPITAL LETTERING.
MOON ARSES. Let’s begin with the ever-popular Nintendo Wii machine. Put your games in it and it’ll project them on to your TV screen. Then all you have to do is wave a magical plastic wand at the telly and you’ll have fun for ages. Piece of PISS.
You can get yourself a black one of these so-called Wii machines for as little as £84.99 at the moment. You’ll also get a Wii Sports game and a Wii Sports Resort game and a Wii Remoteplus thing for waving around. Fun will follow.
Okay then – what’s next? TIT NOODLES. Erm, right, it’s a PC game, but not just any one, like that Horace & The Spiders or Spy Hunter. Oh no sireee Jim Bob Boomerang. This is something else altogether. PENAL PIES.
This is Bus Simulator 2 and as you’d expect, it allows you to play at buses in the comfort of your own home. And all for only £2.97. That’s got to hurt for one of the lads we went to school with, who stole a bus one night and got chased by the cops for 25 miles before he crashed into a ditch. He’d been sacked from his job as a… bus driver only four months before that. Funny eh? FANNY RAMP.
Finally tonight, there’s a collection of books from the celebrated author Stieg Larsson, who may or may not be dead, we’re not entirely sure. Also, we suspect that the books might be SHITE, an opinion we’ve come up with solely from looking at the titles of the books.
They’re called The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played With Fire and The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest. How about The Girl Who Said FUCKSTICKS In A Crowded Church? We’d definitely buy that. Anyway, if you’re still interested, they’re yours for a fiver. COCK CHAMPIONSHIP.
(deals found by HUKD members millarcat, JPS and hermanjelmet)