HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 24th August

hukd_logob1 Hey! Look over here! It’s some stuff that you can spend your money on!

All of it is courtesy of HotUKDeals, the world’s most bad-assingest website ever.

744089_1Have you got an old Xbox 360? If so, you’re a goon, a goofball, a jerk, a fool, a buffoon and a wretched pempslider. You need a NEW Xbox 360 – the one the kids are going crazy for with all its new, better stuff and all the 4GB and that.

You can tell that we know what we’re talking about can’t you? What’s more, we can reveal that you can get the new, exciting, throbbing Xbox 360 for a mere, piddling £130. So DO IT!

744376_1Next, more technology that we’re completely in control of all the facts about. Of course we speak (authoritatively, naturally) about the game Mass Effect 2, coincidentally also for the Xbox 360.

We haven’t played the game personally, probably because we’re not amazing enough as individuals, but we’re definitely getting the news Bxox 560 and we’ll be getting Mass Headache 3 to go with it, especially as it’s only £9.99. Erm, Xbox 360. And Mass Effect 2. Yes.

744269_1Finally for today, or should it be ‘phonally for today’? A-ha, yes it probably should. That little pun (if that’s actually what it was) should act as a signifier for the clever ones among you that there’s a phone-related deal coming in the next paragraph.

And whoomp – here it is. Packing some powerful heat today, it’s the O2 Simplicity package. £15 per month on a 12-month contract and you can also get as much as £100 cashback, meaning that it practically pays for itself. As we just said, whoomp!

(deals found by HUKD members nicster08, yer_gaffer and mcc1218)


  • Rich
    You can get mobile deals where you can claim the whole of the money back!
  • thanks R.
    Thanks Rich, useful comment glad you took the time to write it. Now if I could just make a statement without backing it it goes. Rich is a twat. (I failed...its backed up above)
  • Rich
    Fuck you bitch
  • thanks t.
    is it me... or is 'thanks rich' a twat?
  • Jonny S.
    I agree with 'thanks Rich'. 'thanks rich is a twat' - yeah its you...
  • Nobby
    I think they are all dicks.
  • PokeHerPete
    Anyone notice that Mass Effect sounds incredibly like masturbate? Its probably what you will end up doing during the incredibly long and boring dialogues.

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