HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 4th July. Or August. Whatever.
Right. Stand still and listen to this. We’ve found you possibly the cheapest SIM deal you’re ever likely to come across, a bunch of great games for hardly any money AND a load of booze and some DVDs. All for just about £20.
There’s even more of this madness over at HotUKDeals...
We’re not judging you, but are you the sort of anti-social, friendless twat who has hardly got any pals and as such struggles to use up their allowance of calls and texts on their mobile phone every month? Yes, we thought you might be.
Well listen up Billy No Mates – here’s a deal that’s just for you. It’s a 30-day rolling SIM that gets you 25 whole minutes of talking along with a whopping 50 texts. How much will that set you back? One mere earth pound you skinflint.
Next comes a bundle of computer games that you could chat endlessly to your friends about – unless you’ve availed yourself of the previous deal. You’ll get Crayon Physics Deluxe, Cogs, VVVVVV, Hammerfight, And Yet It Moves, Steel Storm, Braid, Cortex Command, Machinarium, Osmos, Revenge Of The Titans and a trial of Minicraft.
It’s all for charity and it’ll set you back as little as £3.50, although you’re welcome to stump up more If you’re feeling generous.
Finally, we return to our original true love – premium strength lager. And it’s our absolute favourite, Stella Artois. But not only do you get the brew that some people disingenuously call ‘WifeBeater’, you could also land yourself a couple of DVDs as well.
It’s the 12-packs of 284ml bottles and each pack features a promotion, enabling you to get a free DVD into the bargain. Two packs are available for just £15.00, meaning for that you get 24 bottles of beautiful booze as well as a couple of films to watch while you’re sinking them.
(deals found by HUKD members Altarf, satchef1 and justingalore)