HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 9th November

hukd_logob1 Whenever we try and imagine the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to think of someone who stares longingly at pictures of naked women, enjoys spending weeks on end constantly viewing long-running American hospital dramas, but who really appreciates a good recipe for home-made rice pudding.

Either that, or they’re someone who’s desperate to get Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at the best possible price when it comes out tomorrow. Either way, thanks to HotUKDeals, this is the place for you.

523236If you’re the kind of guy who’s into magazines filled with pictures of ladies’ top bollocks, chest dumplings and Swiss pilchards, you’ll love FHM. It’s even got some words to read in it as well.

They must be keen to rake in the readers at the moment because you can get a year’s subscription for £25 which includes Blu-rays of Superbad, Talladega Nights and Pineapple Express. Subscribe without the movies and it’s £12 for a year. Quidco is available too. Possibly.

522693Who fancies a million minutes of American medical drama in one extraordinarily weighty box set for the bargain price of £63.99? ER is that drama and the entire 15 season run has been lumped together in the box of which we speak.

If you don’t want to know how it ends, look away now… {turns out the whole thing existed only in the mind of George Clooney’s character and he believed it all took place inside a snow globe that he kept on his mantelpiece.}

523018Finally today, something that’ll help you to keep warm during the harsh winter months – a slow cooker that could be yours for only a tenner. Among other things, it’ll do stews, porridge and rice puddings, and some of the HUKD kids have even shared some recipes for it over at the site. Bless...

Alternatively, you could use it as a really distinctive place to keep your car keys. Somewhere you’ll never forget and where burglars will never think to look. If you’re a burglar who is reading this in between planning and executing burglaries, please disregard this paragraph for legal reasons.

(deals found by HUKD members pcoltas, dvdaddict and Lady Gail)


  • Amzmalhotra
    Just to let you know, O2's unlock page for the Jesusphone has just gone live:
  • A.P. E.
    It's probably more like 1 million seconds of ER. 60 seconds per minute x 45 minutes of actual ER per episode x 25 episodes per season (ish) x 15 seasons = 1012500 seconds.
  • Milf
    @ Amzmalhotra is it called the 'Jesusphone' because: A) It walks on water, brings people back from the dead and even iff you kill it, it comes back to life after three days (but is all ghostly and shit) B) It performs every task your could ever want a phone a phone to do including tucking you in a night, curing hangovers and sucking you off C) Becuase you spend your whole days saying 'For heavens sake; why doesn't the battery on this thing last for more than three hours, why do I sound like in speaking from inside a tin can and holy-fucking-Christ, how much is my bill every month'?

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