HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 23rd November
In case you weren’t sure, the answer is yes, and they’re all from the bargain fountain that is HotUKDeals…
Here’s an offer that will tickle the tastebuds of all you misers who nevertheless like to stay fit and healthy. A wide range of fruit and veg available in a leading supermarket this week… each for only 30p.
The cut-price range includes baking potatoes (1.5kg), carrots (1kg), onions (1kg), Braeburn apples (4 pack) kiwi fruit (4 pack) and Savoy truffle cabbage. If that’s not a recipe for the world’s cheapest and worst smoothie then we don’t know what is.
It’s the Wireless Entertainment Pack and it consists of a black wireless controller, Lego Batman & Pure - only £23.95. If that’s not enough to have you scooping up pieces of your smithereened Xbox and clagging it back together with sticky tape and a big dollop of hope then we don’t know what is.
Finally, Susan Boyle. The elfin-faced, angel-voiced Scottish starlet has wowed the world with her astonishingly average singing and world-class tantrums since appearing on Britain’s Got People earlier in the year or maybe last year.
Her debut CD, ‘I Drawed A Penis’ ‘I Dreamed A Dream’ is out now and you can get it for just £6.95. If that doesn’t guarantee a smile on the face of any elderly relative on Christmas Day then we don’t know what will. Elfin? Sorry, we meant elephant.