Free Christmas shopping emulator for all!
If you're doing all your shopping online this Christmas, and miss the mayhem of the high street, don't worry your peculiar little head about it. That's because GAME (stop shouting) have released a game you can play called 'Christmas Shopper Simulator'.
So what exciting things can you do? Well, you can buy things and go up escalators and, most importantly for the Christmas shopper, you can walk into people and be a thunderous pain in the hole by stopping abruptly. Basically, GAME have made something a bit like Goat Simulator, taking something mundane and making it utterly preposterous.
And it is completely free.
GAME says: "Prepare to be mildly thrilled and as excited as is reasonable to expect… Introducing Christmas Shopper Simulator! Embark on an epic quest to do a bit of Christmas shopping, complete with all the disappointment, frustration and suspension of the laws of physics that you’d find in a real shopping centre!"
They add that you can: "Complete missions in order to give your day, and indeed your entire existence a whole new degree of meaning!" as well as; "wonder constantly whether there's something more important you could be doing!"
Not a bad little PR stunt and you can watch the video below or, if you're wanting to go straight to GAME to get it for nothing, click here.