Do pretend indoor flying better with Wii wings
They’re the completely unnecessary accessory that will ‘help’ you play Bird’s Eye Bulls Eye, part of the Wii Fit Plus package. The object of the game appears to be to stand on the balance board while flapping your arms and land your chicken-suited Mii on to a target.
Would you really do all of that better with your Wiimotes strapped to a pair of shoddy-looking wings? Really? Sellotaping them to a couple of children’s annuals would achieve the same effect, at a fraction of the cost and with equal embarrassment factor.
Coming soon (if they haven’t come already) – a Wii trowel for Gardening Mama, a Wii wig for Wii Barber and a Wii telescope for Patrick Moore’s Extreme Astronomy. Or so we imagine.