Commercial Break: meet Johnnie Marbles' favourite game
Sadly, health and safety wouldn’t allow this kind of thing these days. Neither would your mother, if the price of squirty cream is anything to go by. Having said that, it looks like ten tons of fun, and much better than modern kids games that we’ve just made up like Be The Butler, Travelodge – The Game, and Swan Dentist.
It’s called Pie Face and it comes to us straight out of the 1960s, a time when anything was possible – until all those political assassinations started. It’s fun and it contains mild violence and humiliation. Sounds like our favourite kind of night in.