Commercial Break: Is Wappy Dog the final straw?
Sega hate us. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t have created this, Wappy Dog, a plastic mutt that your kids will be able to control via their Nintendo DS once this thing goes on sale soon. Don’t worry – it’s electronic yapping isn’t in any way deeply annoying. Oh hang on – yes it fucking well is.
It’ll amuse your younglings for hours, plus there’s also a chance that you can trip over it on the stairs and kill yourself. And are we the only ones who think the voiceover lady actually wants to say “All the fun, without all the... SHIT!” right at the end? Probably.