Commercial Break: 8-bit gaming spoof aims to stop sexy kids getting diseases and babies
Let’s hope that the randy, careless teens of Leicestershire are huge fans of old-school 8-bit video games – otherwise they might find themselves scratching their horny little heads (not those heads) as they try to figure out just what the fug this is meant to be all about.
Aimed at getting sexually slapdash youngsters to put a cock-hat on before playing the non-console game that is sometimes known as ‘hide the sausage’, we’re not sure whether this will do the trick. Maybe getting a more up-to-date cultural reference involved might have helped. Someone like Leslie Crowther or Yazz.
We’ll be keeping a keen eye on the clap clinic and teen pregnancy stats of Leicestershire over the next couple of years, that’s for sure...