Undercover laptop sleeves - because crooks are stupidheads
Thieves like nothing better than rummaging around your home or bag and stealing all the shiny things, like magpies but with opposable thumbs. But most light-fingered opportunists aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, which is why Lazybone think there's a market for these:
Like Transformers, there's more than meets the eye, because these envelopes are actually fully padded laptop sleeves - waterproof and tearproof - and available in two sizes, for netbooks and notebooks up to 17" wide. The theory is that some smack-addled scally won't bother peeping in an envelope of dull paperwork. Personally, I like nosing through tatty envelopes, because that's where gentlemen like to stash their lady grumble from the wife.