The watch that will tell you when your luck has gone down the pan
We’ve all got watches that tell the time – so what? Now there’s one that can tell your fortune, and help you avoid your downfall! Mwaaahaahaahaa!
Watchmaker Borgeaud have joined forces with Indian fortune tellers and a the watch includes a bedpan symbol which turns brown for 90 minutes every day. That’s the daily period known as the Raju Kaal, when it is believed to be a bad time to make decisions, unless you want them to go tits up of course.
Borgeaud is only making 650 of the watches and will be banging them out for more than £1500 apiece – just the kind of price that thick people and the generally mad like when it comes to make-believe shite like this.