The future is here - it's the TV Hat!
The line between reality and parody has been blurred for a long time but now it’s disappeared completely… thanks to the TV Hat.
Finally, we can all become part human, part theatre with this miraculous invention. Plug your mp3 player or mobile into it, stick the contraption on your head and over your face and hey presto, you’ve got yourself a private viewing experience that, as the ad claims, is just like being in a cinema.
In fact it’s even better than the cinema because you won’t have to put up with some mouth-breather kicking the back of your seat or scoffing popcorn louder than a camel with a packet of Monster Munch.
Plus, it comes with a free neck protector, presumably to help fend off stick and hammer attacks from jealous onlookers and evil robbers. Genius.
We think we’ve seen the future with this one. Mark our words, in five… no two years’ time, buses and trains will be packed to the rafters with people of all ages, colours and creeds sporting their TV Hats. It’s as important an invention as the pencil. Yes, THAT important.