The ClamCase - an iPad product without a point
Whether or not you think the iPad is a featureless lump of expensive plastic, what exactly does the ClamCase do for the experience? Now you have a thicker, weightier iPad designed to look and perform like a netbook, but without the functionality.
If this sort of thing appeals, you could just buy a netbook. Or a laptop. Or a MacBook. Or maybe you could boil your head in a vat of hot wax, you blithering cocksocket. Our brains are buggered by the pointlessness of yet more bandwagony shitware.