The 100 year-old woman meets the iPad

23 April 2010

Swingers parties are so 1970s. Election debate parties are so last night. If you want to have a good time with your mates, cancel the strippers and stand about while a century-old lady plays with an iPad.

Make sure you've picked a centenarian that's never used any sort of computer or Kindle before, and bellow loudly in amazement that it's a miracle she's can even draw breath, while you all get smashed on booze. Expect the craze to sweep the UK by the end of May.

TOPICS:   Gadgets

19 comments

  • spdjf
    they keep her with this ifag like a hammster... viral, viral, viral. So that is how live posh Goldman Sahs employees after work?
  • IfYouCopyMyNameYouAreGayIsGay
    What the fuck? Have you been taking English lessons from Yoda?
  • Dan J.
    Old people? iPads? Youtubes? That's so hot
  • Frank B.
    "Is there anything on the internet I won't masturbate to?"
  • bob
    Frank Boil, you are a legend
  • Morocco
    Fool your friends into thinking you have an iPad by drawing a picture of the internet on an Etch A Sketch
  • Brian's U.
    @spdjf english learn you will
  • JonnySpandex
    All those people waiting for her to cough it and then fight for the iPad!
  • Nobby
    Let's face it, watching that video is as close to sex as most apple fanboys will get. They will all be saying "my girlfriend has an ipad".
  • Late
    pmsl! @ Morocco
  • Shopdis F.
    I am waiting for the old bint to nod off from boredam, then wait until it slides of her lap and smash into little pieces.
  • -]
    I'm waiting for the old dear to go on the nod from all the skag I've just had her smoker, after telling her it was a decongestant
  • spanna
    WTF iz dis real
  • Lumoruk
    I've seen plenty of 100yr olds in my time, she's not 100. Mum used to work in a nursing home.
  • Honest Q.
    @ spanna You got the meme wrong you cunt.
  • Felacio N.
    Finally. Someone with the correct posture to use an Apple iPad using both hands without developing neck ache. A humpbacked 100 year old with the same head angle as someone staring at their own genitals.
  • -]
    Using the meme after it's a week old is getting it wrong.
  • Ten B.
    [...] The 100 year-old woman meets the iPad [...]
  • Adebisi
    But can she multitask or flash?

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