The 100 year-old woman meets the iPad
Swingers parties are so 1970s. Election debate parties are so last night. If you want to have a good time with your mates, cancel the strippers and stand about while a century-old lady plays with an iPad.
Make sure you've picked a centenarian that's never used any sort of computer or Kindle before, and bellow loudly in amazement that it's a miracle she's can even draw breath, while you all get smashed on booze. Expect the craze to sweep the UK by the end of May.