Tech latest: 51 year-old Ice-T pulls a MacBook to bits on top of his bin
Apple-haters, you have a major new member of your simpering army. Here’s hard man rapper and actor Tracy Marrow, better known as 51 year-old Ice T.
In this gripping home video, Tracy carries out some repairs on his faltering MacBook with the help of a claw hammer, using the top of his wheelie bin as a work surface. It quickly becomes apparent that this is the type of ‘repair’ that is carried out with extreme prejudice.
He’s a tough guy but he audibly frets about ripping his hands open as he tears in to the machine. Plus, he keeps the battery. What the fuck for? He’s Ice-T! He’s literally swimming in money! Is he going to flog it on eBay? Hopefully not – in our eyes, his cred will only be restored if he plans to use it as part of some little-known sex game that only rich and famous celebs are privy to.
Tracy describes the whole repair procedure as “payback,” pointing out that the Mac gave him “a lot of hell.” Perhaps it just went into permanent sleep mode after listening to his lung-shrinkingly duff 2006 album ‘Gangsta Rap.’
Once again, Tracy Marrow is 51.
EDITOR’S NOTE: We’ve got a feeling that we may have just started some kind of war with Ice-T following the publication of this piece and would like to point out that, although it is credited to Andy Dawson, it was in fact written by Mr Vince Wong.