Should you buy an iPad? Here's how you decide.

Bitterwallet - iPad flowchart



  • Chris
  • Skymarshall
    Hang on. There are ways on here that mean I end up with an iPad. The diagram is flawed.
  • Fatal E.
    My name is Rich :-( I didn't want one but I guess I'll have to buy 2 now. Thanks a lot you bastard.
  • myiphoneisbroken
    I end up going round in a circle: Are you rich?>No>Own a Mac>No>Own an iPhone>Yes>Sure your not rich?>No>Are you rich?>No... and so forth.
  • ipeed
    myiphoneisbroken, your answer to "sure you're NOT rich?" contradicts your first answer.
  • myiphoneisbroken
    ipeed - you see, I am not rich, but then it asks "if your not rich, how can you afford an iPhone", which makes me question whether I am rich or not. It's the addition of the word "sure", and the context that question is asked in (different to the "Are you rich") that sways me round in circles.
  • Brian
    Hi, my name is Brian. This is a fake questionnaire. If you look at all the arrows from far away, they all lead to the same endings!!!
  • Nobby
    They have also missed out the "Do you have heavy menstrual cycles ---> you need a different type of pad." question. After all, women should not be buying apple equipment.
  • dunfyboy
    But women don't understand technology so they can't see the failings of apple products. That's why the woman I work with has an iphone. The slightly gay guy I work with has one too.
  • Exit, B.
    @ Brian - no shir, Sherlock!
  • Exit, B.
    sorry, "shit" that should have been
  • Nobby
    It was shit.

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