#Oh what an atmosphere, we love a Windows 7 launch house party with an atmosphere...
Are you a young person looking to have a good time? Perhaps you know or just know of some young people who enjoy controlled fun – it doesn’t really matter to be perfectly honest. All that matters is that you’re keen to attend a gathering that celebrates the launch of a groovy new computer operating system and don’t have violent tendencies or Swine Flu.
Yes, it’s Windows 7 and Microsoft want to spread the word by marking its October release with a series of house parties across the UK. There are four party themes for you to choose from…
- Media Mania
- Setting up with Ease
- Family Friendly Fun
Oooh, we can’t decide which one to go for – they all sound a little bit kerrazy-bonkers! Appplications to host an official Windows 7 party must be made online and if you’re lucky enough to be chosen, you’ll get a Signature Edition of Windows 7 Ultimate and an exclusive party pack. Just thinking about what might be in there chills our marrow. One thing is certain though - you’ll have to provide your own booze and strippers.
Naturally, we’ve applied to host a party, under an assumed, nerd-like name (Neil Spuffkin) and if we get chosen by the Windows supercomputer, we’ll invite some of you to join us at the Bitterwallet Windows 7 Launch Extravaganza. We might even lay on some booze and Twiglets.
If we don’t, we’ll just spend the evening in the bus shelter with a couple of bottles of strong, cheap cider. As frigging usual.
EDIT: There's another tasty Windows 7 offer over at HotUKDeals at the moment. Windows 7 Home Premium or Professional - only £30 for UK students.