'Late April' UK launch for iPad

Bitterwallet - the iPad Been a while since we had an Apple story eh readers? Agreed – so here’s a fairly big one.

Apple have confirmed that the iPad will go on sale in the UK in late April. Both versions (Wi-Fi and Wi-Fi+3G) will be released at the same time with US citizens able to get their mucky paws on the Wi-Fi version from April 3rd (they’ll have to wait until later in the month for the Wi-Fi+3G model)

Steve Jobs conveyed nothing of any importance whatsoever when he blathered: “The iPad is something completely new. We’re excited for customers to get their hands on this magical and revolutionary product and connect with their apps and content in a more intimate, intuitive and fun way than ever before.”

He might as well have just unzipped his chinos and unfurled his floppy member instead to be honest.

UK prices for the controversial slab of tech have yet to be confirmed. Let the Apple-based moaning commence in the box below!


  • Steff
  • Rehan
    moan 'Apple' moan...
  • JP
  • Faysh
    @ JP. Would that be Apple grumble?
  • Stephen B.
    They're in the UK on March 23rd.
  • Steve B.
    Aw, c'mon - it might be a floppy member, but at least his is floppy because of months of radiation therapy. Allegedly. As to the article, I really couldn't give a fuck.
  • Amanda H.
    Does this play Flash Video/games. A friend wants to know if he can use youporn on it.
  • your m.
    The iPad is going to flop more than Dawson's cock
  • dunfyboy
    Doesn't he have an iCock? It looks nicer than a normal cock but it's less functional.
  • Kevin
    Pointless until we get the prices. Personally I'd love one but will wait until the next version comes out.
  • Brian
    Hi, Brian here. Can't wait for this baby, the money (from xmas) is burning a hole in my pocket.
  • Jack
    Here is my guess at the price of this - Price will be at least £329 (16GB with Wi-Fi) and at least £399 (16GB with Wi-Fi + 3G) in my opinion. Unless Apple will be daring, and crack it down to £299 and £369 which is always a possiblity, but I am doubtful about that. The 3G one will be easier to sell by bundling them with some overpriced contract for data usage, thats if one of our UK companies has a sim card to fit it. I wrote what I thought about it here - http://jackthewelshman.blogspot.com/2010/01/ipad-or-idontgiveashit.html on its launch.
  • Jack
    Oh and those price I quote are for the base models of Wi-Fi and base of 3G + Wi-Fi models.

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