It’s twenty to hernia with the Watch Belt
There’s no doubt that a wristwatch is a useful piece of armwear, especially if you’re in the business of wanting to know the time. Some would argue that it’s a flawless concept that can’t be improved upon.
Those people are not the people who came up with this – it’s the Watch Belt.
Yep, that’s right, a belt with a timepiece built into it. So that in order to check the time, you almost have to touch your toes. Or, if you can’t manage that, get someone to go down on their knees at stare into your crotch for the right time. Because THAT won’t look wrong in any way.
The fact that it’s for sale at an utterly bonkers $340 (about £200) is almost an afterthought. The additional fact that they've sold out of them is unimaginable.