Is this the new Apple tablet? Probably not.
This is the latest shiny to do the rounds on the tech blogs. It's a fairly obvious fake, we reckon - have a look at the images on Mashable and compare the hard shadow of the Mac Book Pro with the diffuse shadow of the tablet:
It's all bollocks. Probably. In the meantime, we've imposed an indefinite and irreversible ban on any mention of Apple products on BItterwallet. Until tomorrow night. Good day.