HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 29th April
If you’re the type of person who enjoys a daily round up of the newest and best bargains that seems to be getting later and later every day and isn’t as funny as it used to be (if it ever was), this could be the post for you.
There’s something for everyone today – assuming everyone enjoys dongles, childbirth and naughty costumes. Yep, that’s everyone alright. Thanks as ever to HotUKDeals for… well, the deals.
If you’re the type who needs to get on the world wide webbernaut at inopportune moments and in far flung locations, this could be the deal for you. Alternatively, if you’re the type who enjoys flouting the word ‘dongle’ around in mixed company, this could also be for you.
It’s a 3 mobile broadband pay as you go dongle – just jam it in the appropriate hole in your laptop and away you go – for an initial outlay of as little as just £8.99. Dongle away soldier, dongle away.
If you’re the type of person who has suddenly and unexpectedly given birth to a human baby and you don’t have anything to feed it from (other than your god-given dugs of course), this could be the deal for you.
It’s a baby bottle starter set, complete with bottles, teats, lids and some kind of brush, which we can only assume is for scrubbing the baby when it gets poop on itself. Fill your boots you young, surprised new mums, for just £10.
All you need is this – a Miss Massage uniform, replete with a little hat and a zip that doesn’t know when to quit. Yours for a eye-watering £15. First poster to leave the comment, ‘Does the girl come with it?’ will be personally dealt with by our Susan Boyle lookalike massage/light assault team.
(deals found by pinky8, lucerysmum and rainbow123)