HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 24th November

hukd_logob1 If you enjoy wasting the capabilities of a Blu-ray player by watching old-fashioned DVDs from the 1960s on it and have a big fat backside that you’d like to hide, then this is the place for you.

Your destiny has been fulfilled by HotUKDeals. Enjoy your visit.

537028We kick off today with a great deal for a Blu-ray player. It’s normally £249.99 but you can get one for as little as £129.99. That’s a saving of OVER SEVEN POUNDS! Plus, it plays DVDs as well, so if it turns out that they’ve been blowing smoke up our back-holes with this who Blu-ray thing, you’re covered.

It’s the Sony BDP-S360 and comes with an added bundle of discs to play on the bloody thing. They are Angels & Demons, Slumdog Millionaire and Terminator Salvation. We remember reading somewhere that they had recently been voted as the three greatest films ever made ever, so that’s brilliant bonus news.

537017Next, some more shiny discs to play on the thing. These ones are good old-fashioned DVDs, so you know they’ll be around forever, even when the Blu-ray fad has died away like Cabbage Patch Dolls, the Enigma machine and Right Said Fred did before them.

This is the complete collection of James Bond movies – if by complete you mean “all of them except for the most recent one and Never Say Never Again and the David Niven one and the Bob Holness one that wasn’t even a film anyway.” If you can barely believe that, imagine how you’d feel if we told you it was only £64.99. Okay, here goes – it’s only £64.99. What? Nothing??

536449Finally, and we don’t wish to sound sexist and degrading here, but if you’re a woman with a big fat arse, chances are that James Bond wouldn’t look at you twice. Sorry, but them’s the facts Jill.

But you can improve your chances of scoring between the sheets with the fictional spy by squeezing your rump into a pair of nylon/lycra body-shaping briefs for only £2.99. They come in black and nude. Nude? Phwoooaaar!

(deals found by HUKD members amibees, amibees and Ibiza)

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