HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 13th July

hukd_logob1 Gather round and shut your faces while we fire molten bargains into your quivering face-holes. Yes, it’s time for Deals Of The Day.

These are but a smidgeon of the boiling bargain action you can get if you visit HotUKDeals. For sure.

718595_1Fancy a new keyboard for your computer? We certainly do – this keyboard we use is worn out beyond belief and is only good for bland, uninspiring sentences like “Uncle Alan took a break from his aerobic class as his nylon trousers were rubbing against his thighs.”

But invest in a fabulous natural ergonomic keyboard from Microsoft for only £15.28 and you might suddenly find yourself banging out dazzling pieces of prose like: “Uncle Alan’s eyes narrowed as he focussed his gaze upon the disturbingly lithe frame of the arrogant aerobics teacher. At that moment, as far as Uncle Alan was concerned, everyone else in the room had faded from existence. There would only be one victor here. He hitched up his nylon trousers and readied himself for ‘Physical’ by Olivia Newton John.”

718945_1We turn our attentions to a different kind of Alan at this stage of proceedings, and look towards Alan Wake. It’s the name of a currently-popular Xbox 360 game and possibly also the name of that bloke who walks down your street at exactly 6.31pm every evening, with that limp.

We’re more interested in Alan Wake the game right now, and you can currently get a copy of the thing for the piffling sum of £17.93. That’s just 1,793p in the old money. Bargain.

718825_1Finally today, something for those of you who don’t want to spend money on a new keyboard. Perhaps you’re emotionally attached to your current keyboard or perhaps it is covered in DNA that could get you into a lot of trouble if it is inspected by a third party.

You probably need an Air Duster aerosol thing. A four-pack costs only £9.96 and it’s perfect for dusting the insides of computers, keyboards and printers and will probably blast away unwanted DNA from most surfaces. Although we’re not entirely sure about that last bit.

(deals found by HUKD members taswir1, Drago_Mk11, sconto and Uncle Alan)


  • DrTrouserPlank
    Do you think the Air duster could be adapted so it could be used for blowing up sex dolls?
  • blarg

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