HotUKDeals Of The Day - Thursday 15th October

15 October 2009

hukd_logob1 Whenever we try and imagine the typical Bitterwallet reader, we think of someone shovelling handfuls of cakey biscuits into their gob while lounging around in the middle of the day watching old films. The kind of oaf who would be far too fat around the fingers to be able to use a mini-laptop.

Is that you? If so, only 66% of today’s bargains from HotUKDeals are aimed at you. You complete and utter slob.

491183We’ve all seen those big-mouthed, loud-trousered oafs who make complete fools of themselves by trying to neck a yard of ale down the local pub, usually ending up with a shirt of ale instead. But a yard of Jaffa Cakes? That’s an altogether different prospect. And at only £2.49 you can’t go wrong.

Unlike the yard of ale, there won’t be a braying crowd of arseholes clapping, chanting and egging you on while your scoffing your Jaffa Cakes. In fact you can just settle down in front of an old film on Channel 4 one weekday afternoon and slowly work your way through them.

491452It gets better - now every day can feel like a weekday afternoon spent watching Channel 4 with this 10-disc David Lean DVD box set including some of the great man’s greatest films. Great – and it’s only £16.99! Greaters!

Yes, it’s got Hobson’s Choice. Yes, it’s got Great Expectations. Yes, it’s got Blithe Spirit. Yes, it’s got Brief Encounter. No, it hasn’t got Smokey And The Bandit 2. No, of course it hasn’t got Wall-E. Yes, you should get it anyway.

491276Finally comes a laptop that is both very cheap and extremely cheerful. It’s the MSI Wind U100 10-inch mini laptop and it’s only £199.99. When we first saw it we were hit by the double whammy that it was made from the killer bug MRSI and that it was wind-up.

But then we realised that we’d just misread the information, something that you might do yourself if your eyesight can’t cope with an itsy-bitsy 10-inch screen. You might also struggle with the keys if you’re a fat-handed twat. Just saying like.

(deals found by HUKD members holly100, andywedge and Nathan J)

TOPICS:   Gadgets

3 comments

  • Mark (.
    DEAL OF THE DAY: ASK THE HOFF! ASK THE HOFF NOW!
    • Andy D.
      We're trying not to talk about the Hoff around here much at the moment.
  • Brian
    Hi, Brian here. The new posts here at Bitter Wallet look a little poor today. So, i will have an early night, with my Kleenex EXTRA STRONG tissues, and a fantasy of Lilly Allen (doggy style) :-)

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