HotUKDeals Of The Day - Monday 21st March
It’s a fair old box of treats for you, the keen consumer today. We’ve got modern computer software, highly-scoffable chocolate and a film starring a miserable superhero. If that lot doesn’t rock your world, you should probably think about switching to a different irreverent, consumer-based website.
We know you won’t do that though – we know you’ll stay loyal to Bitterwallet and HotUKDeals, the home of bargains.
If you’re the kind of flash, monied get who has got three PCs, you probably can’t afford to invest in stuff like bang-up-to-the-minute software that will keep the things running as smoothly as they ought to be. Shame on you, you slapdash weasel.
Here’s where your luck changes wiseguy/wisegal (delete as appropriate). We’re about to point you in the direction of a pack of THREE upgrades for Windows 7 Home Premium for your coughing, spluttering computer. The price? Only £103.00 – that’s just £34 per PC. You owe it to your computer AND your conscience.
Easter is hurtling towards us and we’re all readying ourselves for the tale of Jesus and the Easter Bunny and the crazy scraps and scrapes that the pair got themselves into when they were younger.
Why not accompany your traditional visit to www.jesusandtheeasterbunny.com with a six pack of Cadburys Creme Eggs, the delicious sweet treat that the pair invented during their 40 days and nights in the forest of chocolate. Only £1.45 – that’s 24p per egg. Cheers Jesus!
Finally, something a little bit different for you watch once you’ve gorged on your Creme Eggs and your story of Jesus and the Easter Bunny. It’s Batman – sadly, not the definitive 1960s TV version, but the more recent remake filled with darkness and violence and abject misery.
It’s called ‘The Dark Knight’ – which if you ask us is as appealing a title as something like ‘Plague Face Boy’ but never mind – if it isn’t very good, at least you’ll have only forked out £2.99 for a 2-DVD version of the thing. Amazing scenes!
(deals found by HUKD members missgem, nicster08 and comingback)