Fancy spraying yourself with the scent of a new Apple product?

rotten appleBack in old East Germany, people could buy cans that held the scent of the lousy Trabant car, to remind them of the old Commie days. People laughed at them.

And now you can laugh at Apple fans because there's now a perfume knocking about that smells like the opening a newly purchased Apple product.

According to the company's blog, the scent, "encompasses the smell of the plastic wrap covering the box, printed ink on the cardboard, the smell of paper and plastic components within the box and of course the aluminum laptop which has come straight from the factory where it was assembled in China.”

Oh yes! The delightful smell of fresh suicides from Foxconn! That's an odour that will have people begging you for sex when you're on the tiles.

Greatest Hits, the people behind the perfume have approached scent marketing company Air Aroma to actually produce the scent, so massive losers can queue up for ages in the hope that they get the chance to smell like an iPad.

Next week: Teenagers continue their borrowed nostalgia for the 80s by demanding that Yardley make a deodorant that smells exactly like Bonnie Tyler playing with a Rubik's Cube while watching Mike Reid's Saturday Superstore.


  • Spluff K.
    I once appeared on Saturday Superstore with Simon Le Bon, Sting (with a puppy, which I guess is now dead) and Boy George.
  • Puppy
    No, I'm still here. I work in a Barclays call centre.
  • Spencer
    We love you Apple fans!!! You are lucky best number 1!!
  • Assembly J.
    That smell was actually my spunk. Don't know what they use now.
  • Pedo P.
    Apparently, Apple fan bois also like the smell of shit, as they always seem to have it all over their noses.
  • Apple b.
    What are you wasting your time reading this for M$holes! Apple are going to change the shape of the button on the next iPhone EVER SO SLIGHTLY. That's write Andung lovers. You're phone is so out of data!

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