Dump your dog's doings and get free wi-fi in return

One of the greatest things in the world is free wi-fi. Similarly, one of the worst things in the world is dog poo. But imagine if we could eradicate the poo and generate the wi-fi at the same time? In forward-thinking Mexico, that’s EXACTLY what they’re doing.

Say hello to the Poo Wi-fi Portal, which is being trialled some parks around Mexico City. Dog walkers who diligently scoop up their poop can dump it in special bins that weigh it and convert their deposits into free wi-fi time courtesy of routers that are positioned around the nearby region. The more crap you donate, the longer you get to dick around on the internet. Lovely.

Here's the spiel from Terra, the company what are doing it...


  • Mr J.
    Tried it. You get a shit signal.
  • Mr S.
    Does it work for humans? I'm sure if I was desperate to download that "cock-robin" porn episode with "Two-facials*"I could curl one out before cracking one off. *copyright reasons
  • Miss H.
    WTF is dis real ?
  • Dick
    Can it tell the difference between a dog shit and a brick?
  • Mike H.
    Don't give a shit.
  • Mike H.
    ...Unless you need to check your emails, that is.
  • Mary H.
    No one picks up their dog's shit anyway. If I see someone leaving dog shit, I follow them home and take a crap on their doorstep. I've had bran flakes this AM, so pick it up Mr. BMW/Audi driver.
  • James
    This is dogist, bigger dogs get more wifi than small little dogs.
  • Chicapina
    Just pop a brick in there ! Free wifi for a whole month ........ Brings a whole new meaning to shit a brick lol
    They probably need a lot of incentive to clear up after el Fido has finished off the left overs of mama's super hot chilli con carne. The turds will resemble an explosion in a creosote factory.

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