Did YOU win Bitterwallet's iPad competition?

10 February 2010

Well did you? No, no you didn't. A fortnight ago we launched the most greatest competition ever witnessed by man, the opportunity to acquire the best gizmo since sliced bread and shemale Realdolls. Yes, the iPad is on its way, and by crikey it's what Jesus would have wanted.

You had a full week to enter and since last Wednesday's closing date we'd forgotten all about it we've worked day and night to ensure a fair and honest method of determining the winner, and now we can reveal the fruits of our effort.

Congratulations to avid Bitterwallet reader Ash Ridley in Southampton - he's won an iPad, for sure! Of course they don't exist yet, so Ash is going to have to man up and wait for his prize, but he'll be enjoying those sleek lines and that ten hour battery life (assuming he puts it in a corner and doesn't touch it) soon enough. Well done, Ash!

TOPICS:   Gadgets


  • Jassen
    Well done Ash!
  • Mark P.
    *sour grapes*
  • Amanda H.
    Dont forget to post the ass-raping on redtube?
  • Emma
    Congrats Ash :)
  • Fella-Tio
    @Amanda do redtube allow bestiality and can I enquire about the availaibility of said ass?
  • Fella-Tio
    oh congrats btw Ash!
  • boris
    Boris here. Bastard.
  • Mike U.
    Lucky Dog!!
  • Maude
    Ash is a spoogegobbler. That iPad was mine.
  • Matt
    Damn, i needed a new door mat as well!
  • Ian
    So, are we going to find out what his winning effort was? ....actually, I couldn't really give a flying fuck.
  • Amanda H.
    ~Fella-Tio Not sure about the puppy humping, but I reckon Ash's Ass is gonna be booked for the next few weeks by the Bitter Waller team [sic]. Just as soon as they can find Vince Wong and that Extra Large tube of Bonjela.
  • Shopdis F.
    Fuck off Ash Ridley, you do nothing to contribute on here. I say make sure one of the top contributers get it like yours truely. If I won that piece of shit, I would have found the highest carpark and slung over the edge. Yeehaw
  • G
    Yeh but your answer was probably shit. And its a competition for the best answer, not who posts the most :)
  • Ben M.
    the answer was irrelevant. Congratulations then Ash, on your already obsolete lump of techwank.
  • Daniel
    Well done let us know what is like when it lands dude.
  • Klingelton
  • Jordan
    Well done Ash :)

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