Did YOU win Bitterwallet's iPad competition?
Well did you? No, no you didn't. A fortnight ago we launched the most greatest competition ever witnessed by man, the opportunity to acquire the best gizmo since sliced bread and shemale Realdolls. Yes, the iPad is on its way, and by crikey it's what Jesus would have wanted.
You had a full week to enter and since last Wednesday's closing date we'd forgotten all about it we've worked day and night to ensure a fair and honest method of determining the winner, and now we can reveal the fruits of our effort.
Congratulations to avid Bitterwallet reader Ash Ridley in Southampton - he's won an iPad, for sure! Of course they don't exist yet, so Ash is going to have to man up and wait for his prize, but he'll be enjoying those sleek lines and that ten hour battery life (assuming he puts it in a corner and doesn't touch it) soon enough. Well done, Ash!