Bridesmaid phones it in via Facetime at best friend's weddings
Your friend can't make it to your big day - whaddya do? Find a chum who can turn up to your wedding, or start pissing about about outdoor WiFi hubs and Facetime and generally putting yourself out so your mate can have a superficial presence at best? And so it's off to Denver, where no amount of effort is too much.
It's a little eerie, like a real-life version of Futurama with the usher carrying around a head in a jar.