Apple! Give us our nipples! We demand to see nipples!
We don’t know what goes on under Steve Jobs’ creepy polo neck shirts but there’s a chance that the man has extreme nipple issues. That might explain why in the world of Apple, the human nipple does not exist.
Which is a shame, if the iPad wants to be taken seriously as the new delivery system for magazines, because it seems that women’s nipples in iPad-ready magazines are a big no-no.
The ban doesn’t just apply to nipples in lads’ mags like Loaded and Front – we’re talking about artier, fartier publications like Dazed & Confused and Vibe. An insider at Dazed & Confused told Shiny Shiny that the iPad edition of the magazine has been nicknamed ‘the Iran edition’ as it has had to be censored and all titty-bits removed before submission to Apple HQ.
We’re not sure where Apple stand on the inclusion of male nipples or even animal nipples, but eventually, the world will have had enough of Jobs and his nip-nannying bullshit and tell him to go fuck himself. Probably.