A souped-up Apple MacBook, especially for the chav in you
This is perhaps the cruelest thing we've ever seen done to a computer. For all you Burberry-wearing, Fiesta-revving, potty-mouthed, chain-wearing brain surgeons with your names inexplicably tattooed to your necks (presumably in case you forget it), then this is the Apple MacBook for you:
A MacBook Pro coated in 24kt gold, courtesy of Computer Choppers. Yours for $2,000, on top of the price of the laptop. Don't worry, you can also get your MacBook coated in white gold, y'know, if you want it to look really classy.