A royal treat - yes, it's William and Kate: The Movie

13 April 2011

Perhaps you missed out on the Royal Wedding pork pie cake, the knitting patterns, the sick bags, the fridge, the pie, the dog cushions or any of the other tastefully designed commemorative products.

Perhaps you're a little sore that you haven't been invited to the wedding, or that your neighbours stubbonly refuse to celebrate this holiest of matrimonies by throwing a table cloth over a pasting table and stumping up for an Iceland prawn ring.

However you've been let down in your attempts to cheer on the Royal couple, worry no more. Due to be released on DVD during the week of their marriage, Bitterwallet presents the gift of William and Kate: The Movie. Order it now. Or don't, probably:

TOPICS:   Gadgets

11 comments

  • ElBuc
    Time to get out of Dodge I think
  • Jeebus
    Not arsed! Why, you ask? Next week I head home to Korea. I'll just have to avoid BBC World (it's unbelievably awful anyway) and CNN.
  • Boris
    I've already got a William and Kate video. She's filthy I tell you.
  • FFS
    How I feel about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnPuHC111aA
  • StauntonLick
    Haha - I like that Kate is American and William is Kiwi. I wonder if there's a spring break scene in the movie where his frat brothers at St. Andrews host a kegger and go on a road trip down the interstate.
  • M
    Have a look at the impact Bitterwallet has! - top of Amazon's Movers & Shakers for DVD http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/movers-and-shakers/dvd/ref=zg_bs_tab
  • Coxswain
    But wait.. there's more! Hallmark have a tv special about to go into production here in Ireland. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hallmark-channel-announces-william-kate-160257
  • Nicola
    If you can get past the first 45 seconds, this St Andrews student produced homage to Kate Middleton is much more (deliberately) entertaining: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAlnM7RUDcA&feature=player_embedded
  • Nick W.
    What a load of utter SHITE!
  • Lazy B.
    [...] Is this what we’ve got to put up with for the next fortnight? Not only are the shops full of half-arsed merchandise, but advertising agencies are going to ram this sort of cock-ended nonsense in our [...]
  • Finally! B.
    [...] seems we’ve seen the worst of the Royal Wedding tat (although we’d be delighted if you proved us wrong), but there’s always room for [...]

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