Wake up, readers - it's a bacon alarm clock!
We went a bit bacon mad a while ago and you probably hoped it was a passing fad that we'd get over. No chance. We've been gorging on the stuff and looking for new ways to enjoy sliced up pig corpse. And we've found something so achingly perfect that we're already anticipating dreams of abattoirs.
Some bright spark has gone and made an alarm clock that wakes you up with cooked rashers. If someone could couple it with a teasmaid and we'll die happy. This Wake n' Bacon alarm doesn't even make a sound. It wakes you up by smelling greasy and delicious.