The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff from HotUKDeals

20 December 2011

1094413_1 ‘Free Nelson Mandela’ they once said. And it happened. So now what? ‘Free stuff that we’ve gleaned from HotUKDeals’ – that’s what. Dive in, babies…

FREE INDIE BUNDLE: A bunch of games, for which you can pay whatever you want. Which might be NOTHING.

FREE PC CLEANER: It’s called Ashampoo WinOptimizer8 and it’ll clean all the virtual gunk out of your hard drive, leaving you free to bung it all up again afterwards.

FREE CHRISTMAS CARD: “How comes?” you might be asking. Ah, it’s a VIRTUAL Christmas card, so no trees or penguins needed to die during its making.

FREE COOKBOOK: Again, a virtual one, an eBook called ‘Christmas With Family & Friends’. Normally £10.29, it’s in the Kindle Store for NOWT right now.

FREE PREMIUM APPS: Games galore via GetJar. We don’t know how this works.

FREE CLOUD STORAGE: 50GB of imaginary storage space courtesy of Box. The catch is that you need to be a Sony Xperia user or an Android user with a bit of technical savvy.

FREE GAME: It’s Bejewelled! For your iOS device! No, really! Amazing scenes!

FREE BODY LOTION: Its l’occitane and a whopping 75ml of it could be rubbed all over your body very soon. What’s not to love?

TOPICS:   Freebies

1 comment

  • Mike H.
    You missed a bit Andy, it should read... FREE PC CLEANER: It’s called Ashampoo WinOptimizer8 and it’ll clean all the virtual gunk out of your hard drive, upload it to our servers so we can have a prod through your porn collection, then we'll tell you you have problems with the drive and you need to buy the premium edition to fix the issues and that if you don't we'll tell the police you have child porn on your HDD this will then clean out your anal passage leaving you free to bung it all up again afterwards.

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