The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff from HotUKDeals

Bitterwallet - robot santa in Futurama Who likes free stuff? We ALL do, silly That’s why they call it free stuff innit? So here’s a bulging sack of it, all straight from HotUKDeals…

FREE TRAIN RIDE: From That London to That Birmingham and back again the next day. T&Cs apply, obviously.

FREE NEWSGROUP STUFF: Free lifetime Usenet access accounts with 600 days retention limited to two threads and 1mbps or about 400MB and hour. Don’t do anything naughty with it eh?

FREE MUSCLES: With the help of a sample of LA Whey number one protein from LA Muscle. Get big and strong like your dad.

FREE MINI-PHOTO BOOK: With only 26 pages in it, it certainly is mini. But it’s free so shut your face.

FREE CAT FOOD: A 225g sample of what describes itself as ‘super premium’ cat food. WE’LL be the judge of that (munch, crunch).

FREE APPS AND GAMES AND THAT: There seems to be some kind of pre-Christmas sale in the Apple app store. Get among it eh?

MORE FREE CAT FOOD: A 400g bag of Royal Canin cat food. Almost twice as much as that ‘super premium’ stuff that we were blathering on about a bit earlier. Your move cat fans.

FREE LETTER FROM SANTA: Aimed specifically at the blind and partially-sighted. Available in various types of braille, large print or audio CD.

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