The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff from HotUKDeals
FREE HOTEL ROOM: Free hotel accommodation this Christmas if you're a couple called Mary and Joseph.Or if your name is Jesus. Genius.
FREE CHOCOLATE: 100 grams of it as well, none of your 'free square' nonsense.
FREE KEYRING BOTTLE OPENER: For all your emergency, on-the-move bottle-opening situations. You know the ones we mean. Don't you?
FREE MP3 DOWNLOADS: 'Tracks' from 'hot' 'acts' like Glasvegas, Matt Cardle, Snow Patrol and Manic Street Preachers. There's no catch, apart from the fact that you might not like them.
FREE INSULATION: Turn your house all cosy and nesty for the total sum of nothing at all.
FREE PAYG SIM CARD: Say goodbye forever to nasty old contracts and pay as you mother-effin' go with one of these.
FREE KINDLE BOOKS: All the latest freebies for your reading machine. Our favourite? The Lady And The Locksmith by Cody Young.
FREE FOOD AND DRINK: To be precise, a hot drink and a mince pie. Oh, and a copy of the i 'newspaper' for you to peruse as your suck on your goodies.
FREE GAME: It's only Burn The Rope: Worlds (pictured) - like Burn The Rope, but with the addition of erm, worlds.