The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff from HotUKDeals
They say you don’t get something for nothing. ‘They’ are plainly idiots and have obviously never checked out the freebies section of HotUKDeals. If ‘they’ did, ‘they’ would soon shut 'their' fat mouths. Check it out.
FREE USENET ACCESS FOR LIFE: Seriously, we’ve got NO IDEA what Usenet is or what it’s for. It sounds utterly baffling, but it might be useful to some of you sick freaks.
FREE OIL: Sorry folks, but it isn’t Castrol GTX or anything like that. It’s a free sample of Alfa One Rice Bran Oil. Could you run your car on it? We don’t care.
FREE ICE CREAM: Possibly the finest sentence in the English language. What’s more, it’s here and it could be all yours. By ‘all’ we mean ‘some’. By ‘some’ we mean ‘a sample’. Better than nothing though.
FREE E-BOOKS: Classic ones as well, none of your self-published rubbish. Sherlock Holmes, Dracula, Oliver Twist, Peter Pan, all that mob. Lovely.
FREE ONLIVE PLAYPACK: It’s the new (online) way of playing console games and you can get three months of a huge pack of available games for free.
FREE BROKEN SWORD: No silly, not an ACTUAL sword, but the game of the same name. This is the ‘Director’s Cut’ of Broken Sword Shadow Of The Templars and you can have it for nothing.
(freebies found by HUKD members Jaffo, HORLET, FurryDiscoDuck, Boz, meandu229 and Moonmonkeys)