The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff from HotUKDeals

14 June 2011

957012_1 They say that no such thing as a free lunch don’t they? Probably – and they’re wrong, as we’ll prove in today’s round up of all the finest freebies that can be had over at HotUKDeals...

FREE SHAMPOO: Redken, which may or may not be the brand pioneered by former Mayor of London Ken Livingstone.

FREE FACE SERUM: Sounds rude but it doesn’t have to be. It’s Garnier Ultralift serum and it’ll blast the living daylights out of your wrinkles.

FREE HAIR CONDITIONER: Yet more gooey stuff that’ll make you look and feel lovelier. This is Dove hair conditioner – but be warned, you’ll have to go on Facebook to get it.

FREE CARVERY MEAL: Oh yes – this is more like it. What’s that? You need to be a past or present member of the armed forces to get it? Oh bugger.

FREE BOOKS: That’ll be eBooks, for the Kindle. Plenty of reading and it won’t cost you a penny.

FREE WEBSITE-DEVELOPING STUFF: It’s Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 Pro and it’s yours for three years for nowt for professionals and businesses.


  • PokeHerPete
    Any ladies looking for some free face serum? Phhhnnnnnrrrrrrrrrrrrr, hyuk hyuk. Foxes welcome too
  • Boris
    Don't use that Red-Ken filth. He's bald as my knob-head and he's a knob-head too. Use only Boris' patented har restore formula. I used to be bald and now I'm full-on Dulux Dog hairy. As a side effect I am irresistable to the ladies!

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