The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff courtesy of HotUKDeals
FREE COCOA BUTTER: From Palmers, the cocoa butter kings of Europe (as we’ve just christened them). Free sample while stocks last.
FREE BABY STUFF: To be more precise, a soother and a sterilising box. Beautiful scenes all round.
FREE MOVIES: Old ones, online, and completely legit. Courtesy of a site called Classic Cinema Online.
FREE KERMIT BACKPACKS: Something to do with milk. We’re not sure what the connection is. You can’t milk a frog can you?
FREE LOVE COUPONS: Valentine’s Day-related. Sadly, not as exciting as you might think.
FREE ANDROID-CLEANING APP: It’s called App Cache Cleaner and apparently it’ll run your Android phone like new. Which is nice.
FREE £5 VOUCHER: For Ann Summers. A powerful pre-Valentine freebie for the horny skinflint.
MORE FREE MOVIES: Watch them online or on your Xbox with a thing called Crackle. We might have mentioned this the other day but we’re too tired to check.
(freebies found by emz13x, Newbold, toomanychoices, missgem, nigelbutler, lucerysmum and TallerPaul)