The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff courtesy of HotUKDeals
Here’s our irregularly regular round-up of all the bestest free offers from the treasure trove that is the HotUKDeals freebies section. Put your money away, it’s no good here!
FREE GYNAECOLGICAL SOAP: For washing your, erm, bits and/or bobs properly. Apparently.
FREE X FACTOR VOTES: Vote for your favourite hopeless hopeful without paying the pesking call charge.
FREE RECIPE BOOK: To help you concoct mouth-watering Scotch beef and lamb dishes. Mouths are watering here at the very prospect.
FREE HEAD AND SHOULDERS: A gratis sample of the dandruff-busting bese-seller. Keep the top of your posh suit free from flakes.
FREE DARWIN POSTER: (pictured) Not of Charlie himself, but an Open University poster of his Tree Of Life. Take THAT God!
FREE £5 VOUCHER: For use at Habitat. All you need to do is fill in a quick survey. You don’t even need to answer the questions honestly if you can’t be arsed!
FREE ANGRY BIRDS: On Android. The phone game that is almost as addictive as biscuits filled with creamed crack.
(freebies found by HUKD members Dizzytaff, adambaz, crazyterrier200, roryk83 and nikmall )