The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuff courtesy of HotUKDeals

tolnewintertstisal Here’s our irregularly regular round-up of all the bestest free offers from the treasure trove that is the HotUKDeals freebies section. Put your money away, it’s no good here!

FREE GYNAECOLGICAL SOAP: For washing your, erm, bits and/or bobs properly. Apparently.

FREE X FACTOR VOTES: Vote for your favourite hopeless hopeful without paying the pesking call charge.

FREE RECIPE BOOK: To help you concoct mouth-watering Scotch beef and lamb dishes. Mouths are watering here at the very prospect.

FREE HEAD AND SHOULDERS: A gratis sample of the dandruff-busting bese-seller. Keep the top of your posh suit free from flakes.

FREE DARWIN POSTER: (pictured) Not of Charlie himself, but an Open University poster of his Tree Of Life. Take THAT God!

FREE £5 VOUCHER: For use at Habitat. All you need to do is fill in a quick survey. You don’t even need to answer the questions honestly if you can’t be arsed!

FREE ANGRY BIRDS: On Android. The phone game that is almost as addictive as biscuits filled with creamed crack.

(freebies found by HUKD members Dizzytaff, adambaz, crazyterrier200, roryk83 and nikmall )


  • FFS
    The free Angry Birds has hugely irritating, intrusive and all too frequent pop-up ads though.
  • Pink
    You should pay the 59p for it then cheapo.
  • The B.
    I'm halfway through free Angry Birds and the ads are pretty unobtrusive, certainly hasn't put me off.
  • FFS
    @Pink, thanks for the tip, I didn't know there was a paid version. Since I'm a cheapo, I'll have to seriously stretch this month's budget to manage that 59p, but I'll manage it. Basically, your presumption that I'm a cheapo is wayyyyyy off the mark. Your attitude has given me ample intel to be assured that my following assumption about you is 100% correct: Cunt.
  • zeddy
    What is a "bese-seller"?

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