The Gratis Grab Bag - free stuf from HotUKDeals
Who’s up for some free stuff? Thought so. Have a gander at this then – all gleaned from the gleaming freebies section over at HotUKDeals. Mmmmm.... freebies......
FREE HOME DJ SOFTWARE: Pretend like you’re Bruno Brookes or Sarah Kennedy (if you’re a girl) in the comfort of your own dwell-pad.
FREE GOURMET CAT FOOD: Let your pussy imagine it’s royalty, even if it’s just for a single day.
FREE LADY MILLION SAMPLE: We don’t know what this is. It might be a drink.
FREE LOCK SCREEN DESIGN APP THING: Snazz up your phone’s lock screen with this handy tool. FACT: 134,000 people attempt suicide every month owing to misery caused by inadequate lock-screens.
FREE DISNEY POINTS: Get ‘em, put ‘em in your imaginary Disney points bag and feel a brooding sense of superiority over everyone else in the world.
FREE LEGO THING: You have to go somewhere in order to get/do this one, so it’s no good if you’re lazy/feckless/comatised.
(freebies found by HUKD members tichgeo, magdazdeb, shadow1, momocub, dtaylor21184 and holly100)