Free wi-fi for all coming to Costa Coffee

4 May 2012

A picture of the internet

If you’re a coffee emporium that doesn’t offer free wi-fi, you might as well sprinkle grated rabbit droppings across the top of your cappuccinos, because no one will want to come into your wretched venue.

The good folk at Costa Coffee realise that and roped in the other good people at O2 and now more than 800 of their emporiums will be packing free wi-fi from this week.

It says here that it will make them one of the biggest providers of the mysterious invisible internet format on the modern British high street, and we’re certain that it’ll have you flocking in their direction in order to sample their hot drinks and fancy treats.

O2 have added Costa to their roster (rhyme attack) of high street names that use their wi-fi, after recently teaming up with McDonalds. An O2 man who we’re choosing to call Billy Big Balls, said “We have about 20 per cent of the market at the moment, but we will get to 40-50 per cent.”

TOPICS:   Freebies   Gadgets


  • Mike H.
    A bit like bringing a bottle of vodka to a party where everyone is already smashed, yeah?
  • lumoruk
    Damn it, that chimp looks like a child. I could fuck it and get away with it!
  • Dick
    How about an internet cafe that does free coffee?
  • Marky M.
    I thought they did it anyway.
  • Simon
    Shame it takes you the time to drink your coffee to get logged on to this rubbish

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