All hail the Dogcam
Well, fortunately we can happily soothe you with the news that THEY ARE HERE.
GoPro, who usually see their action cameras for skydivers and stunt-type dude filming, have now launched a harness that allows viewers to capture the world from your dog's point of view.
They're fairly robust affairs, being waterproof and the like, so perfect to capture your dog - ideally having jolly adventures, but in reality you'll get quite a lot of footage of other dog's arses, various piles of faeces being rolled in and perspectives of a bored animal wishing it was dead while lying on the sofa.
For £59.99, you can do this and more. It can be mounted on either the back or the stomach too [So you can get an extra pervy look at your hound mating? Ed.].
It's padded, as so the dog doesn't find it uncomfortable, as obviously they're used to having devices strapped onto them.
Paul Osborne, GoPro’s senior director of product management, bigs it up: “The adaptability and versatility of GoPro cameras make them the perfect device to document life from a dog’s point of view.”
“We designed Fetch to meet the unique needs and usage for pets and can’t wait to see the images and videos that owners will capture and share now that they have a mount specifically for their dog.”
We can safely adjust the doomsday clock now. HUMANITY HAS STEPPED IN AGAIN.