Sadly, the world will have to wait a little longer for stronger coat-hangers...

5 October 2009

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TOPICS:   Economy   Scams   Technology

12 comments

  • charitynjw
    Dear Jeff, It has been brought to my attention that you are trying to market stronger coathooks. I must advise you that I hold world-wide patents for this design, and so your business endevour infringes upon my legal rights. I therefore request that you stop marketing said items. Having said this, if you would like to consider a franchise for my product, please contact me at [email protected] Regards D(r)uncan Bastid
  • charitynjw
    oops! endeavour (before some smart sod points it out!)
  • Paul
    What use would a coathanger that holds 2 humans be? Fistly that would be a humanhanger, and secondly who the hell has a wardrobe with a rail strong enough to hold that weight?!
  • Tom P.
    Posted by Paul | October 5th, 2009 at 1:59 pm "What use would a coathanger that holds 2 humans be?" Ryanair would find a use for them.
  • The B.
    "who the hell has a wardrobe with a rail strong enough to hold that weight?" I do, I built my own fitted wardrobe in the back bedroom and the clothes rail in there can take some serious weight, predominantly to cope with the ever increasing volume of coats my missus seems to accumulate.
  • charitynjw
    My missus wshes I was bloody well hung~
  • charitynjw
    Ooops - wishes (sorry, can't find me glasses - or me glasses for finding me glasses, etc., etc.)
  • NobbyB
    > What use would a coathanger that holds 2 humans be? Simple. People could wear their coat and be hung up at the same time. They would take up less room than someone either in a seat or allowed to roam about. As noted above, Ryanair coulduse this technology. It has to take the weight of 2 (regular) humans as some people are fucking fat. and weigh twice the average
  • Jason
    "Posted by Tom Pickering | October 5th, 2009 at 2:07 pm Posted by Paul | October 5th, 2009 at 1:59 pm “What use would a coathanger that holds 2 humans be?” Ryanair would find a use for them." LOL flawless.
  • Brian
    I think i need to visit Spec |Savers, can't read anything.....i think it's TRUE what i was warned about by the local priest....that self gratification can lead to loss of eye sight.
  • Brian
    OK, just read "Click here to see larger, readable version"...looks like my eyes are OK, and i can carry on w**k**g (censored word)
  • charitynjw
    Wife (complaining to hubby)......."Your son's been sent home from school.....caught playing with himself......go upstairs & have a word" Hubby goes up & explains how it's not socially acceptable, could get into serious trouble, etc..........and you could go blind! Son says "I'm over here, dad!!)

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