BBC plunges UK economy into recession 3 hours after recovery
At Bitterwallet we've made our living over the past year by propagating idle speculation and wild gossip. But even we can't hold a candle to the BBC, who this morning raised the spirits of a nation by declaring the UK economy was on the road to recovery, only to drag us back into "the longest recession on record" three hours later.
0814 - "Figures due later are expected to show that the UK economy grew slightly from July to September, meaning the recession is over":
1136 - "The UK economy unexpectedly contracted by 0.4% between July and September, according to official figures, meaning the country is still in recession":