HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 9th March
Form an orderly queue and salute as we bring you great clothes dirt cheap, a free sandwich (providing you’re in The North and a bit thirsty) and a hilarious DVD box set.
All that and more comes via HotUKDeals. This is surely the best day in the history of everything.
If you’re anything like us, you probably buy all of your clothing garments from ASOS. Us, we’re literally dripping from head to toe in ASOS finery. It gets us noticed in large crowds and gets us ushered right to the front of the queue at most VIP events.
You probably wish you were us after reading that. God knows we do. Well now maybe you can. For today only, you can get a £20 voucher for ASOS and it’ll only cost you £9.00. Sounds crazy doesn’t it? Maybe it is. How does it work? We haven’t got a clue.
Are you a northerner? Brilliant isn’t it? You hail from the land of The Stone Roses, Jimmy Nail and Yorkshire puddings, you haven’t got a chip on your shoulder AT ALL and you’re always fucking freezing.
Now, if you’re a northerner who resides in the Greater Manchester or West Yorkshire region, you can get a free six inch Subway sandwich whenever you buy a medium-sized drink. And before you start thinking that it’s some kind of Peter Sutcliffe-relate offer, stop there, because it isn’t.
Finally for now, a DVD box set that is certain to warm the cockles of your heart. At least if you’re tickled by the antics of a misanthropic, alcoholic Irishman who runs a failing book shop that is. So then (does head count) that’s all of you then.
You’ll be beside yourself with glee to learn that the complete three-series DVD box set of Black Books (the thing that we were talking about in the previous paragraph) can be yours for the ridiculously small amount of £6.67. In fact, if you’ve already got it and it’s upstairs in a cupboard, it’s probably easier to just order another one instead.
(deals found by HUKD members paperclip, mikeleeds and the gooner)