HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 2nd September

2 September 2009

Our massive big Bitterwallet big massive giveaway has got you lot in a big massive frenzy at the moment as you hope to win some of the items featured in this week’s Deals Of The Day.

Could some of the prizes be featured below? Would you even want any of this shit? Who knows… maybe you’ll see something even better if you go to HotUKDeals

In the jet set world that we live in here at Bitterwallet, we’re regularly to be found in all the top nitespots, snorting caviar off a model’s back. It’s a tough existence but someone has to do it, and it’s us. Honest.

This looks like the sort of stuff we’re into – it’s John West caviar (made from lumpfish roe) and it’s only 79p a tin/pouch/whatever at the moment. Mmmm, line up them models Mr Niteklub…

Here’s a handy gizmoid for you if you’re constantly recharging a whole host of electronic gadgets, toys and er, gizmoids. It’s a 6-in-1 USB data link and charge cable for only £3.96 (as long as you use the voucher code that’s listed at HotUKDeals)

There’s also a big list of stuff you can recharge with it – everything from mobile phones to portable tattoo removal systems to electronic shoe horns to pocket ovens to hand held cow-branding contraptions. In case you’re not sure, most of that list was complete and utter shite.

Finally, although we’re proud to slag them off at any opportunity, we’re not complete Ryanair haters here. That’s why we don’t mind giving you a heads-up when they’ve got one of their ‘sales’ on.

From now until the end of Friday, they’ve got a whole host of free flights from glorious locations such as Bristol, Birmingham and Liverpool. Check out the words of the wise HUKD members who will tell you how to avoid your free flight escalating into a cost-fest once the hidden charges start piling up. Bon voyage suckers!

(deals found by HUKD members PermissionToRock, cullet16 and exq85)

2 comments

  • Brian2
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  • Your m.
    So I stand to win a tin of cheap crappy Caviar (Fish eggs from a fish twat), some bloody charging cable that'll sit in the draw with all the other useless fucking cables and some flight to a country I don't want to go to with a wank airline that'll charge me to have a poo? WOOP DE FUCK*NG DO!!!!!

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