HotUKDeals Of The Day - Wednesday 23rd September
Whenever we try and imagine the typical Bitterwallet reader, we like to think of a misunderstood individual crouching beneath a duvet, stuffing butter into their mouth, while washing it down with a smoothie and listening to some superior new wave pop sounds.
That’s you isn’t it? We’re never EVER wrong. Today’s bargains are perfect for you lot then, all of them straight outta HotUKDeals.
Everyone needs butter, it’s an indisputable fact. In fact, a recent survey showed that over 95% of British citizens openly admit to having hidden under a duvet and eaten butter straight out of the tub with a spoon at some point in their lives.
Let us say this to you all then – Lurpak spreadable. 500 grams. Only £1.50. What’s that we hear? The rustling of duvets, the gathering of spoons and the hasty starting of motor vehicles? Thought so.
If you’re after something a little healthier than the wild, wanton consumption of raw butter, don’t bother with the next deal we’ve got for you. That’s because it’s way healthier than the wild, wanton consumption of raw butter.
It’s Innocent smoothies for kids, in four different flavours and available at half price, which is £1.44 for 4x180ml cartons. Each carton counts as one of your kids’ five a day. Whatever that means.
Finally, music, and one of the truly great bands of the late 1970s and early 1980s. Gentlemen of a certain age, prepare to feel that trembling in the loins again, we’re talking of course about Debbie Harry and Blondie.
You can currently download their Greatest Hits album, with 19 tracks on mp3 for just £2.99. Eagle-eyed HUKD member andym6561 has also spotted a 22-track compilation CD that comes packaged with a 17-track DVD for just £5.27. We’ll, er, take the one with the DVD thanks. Now, where’s that duvet and the butter…?
(deals found by HUKD members rosie2008, misfire22 and Replay41)