HotUKDeals Of The Day - Tuesday 8th February
Find a comfortable but sturdy seat and hold on tight – we’re about to take you on a wild ride, during which you’ll encounter the very finest bargains that we’ve unearthed over the past day or so.
For more of the ride, head over to HotUKDeals – it’s a labyrinthine kingdom of similar marvellousnesses. Yes, that’s right, marvellousnesses.
Are you still running that tired old stupid piece of rubbish that they’re all calling Windows Vista? You are? It’s a wonder that your PC hasn’t tried to hang itself from a wooden beam in the attic.
Now you can upgrade to the sleeker, sexier Windows Vista without breaking the bank. You can get a single Professional upgrade for only £39.78 or the Home Premium Family Pack upgrade for three PCs for £108.04 (about £36 each). Now go and do it.
Next is a mobile phone offer – one for the light user. That’s someone who doesn’t have many friends, has a very quiet voice or who has just doesn’t like talking to people very much. Or if you’re our Mof, all three.
It’s a T-Mobile tariff and for the itsy bitsy price of only £6.00 a month, you’ll get 100 minutes, 100 texts and unlimited data every month. So, with that in mind, you can add ‘someone who likes looking at loads of porn on their phone’ to the ideal user of this one. Again, very much like our Mof.
Finally, and STILL sticking with Mof, a garment that the big fella likes to wear around the place when he’s in what he describes as one of his ‘Hugh Hefner moods’. It’s a Snug Rug Cosy – a variation on those slanket things that you’ve always wished you owned.
It comes in black, blue, red, green, cream or chocolate and here’s the sciency bit. It’s a brushed fleece blanket with oversized sleeves plus handy pocket pouch. One size fits all, even the man mountain that is our Mof (his is chocolate). Best of all, it’s only £3.90 delivered. Rock on you cloth-headed bundle of adult babies!
(deals found by HUKD members SamuraisShadow, tyke-eng, joconnor and amibees)